Doctor Captain's Log

To celebrate this summer afternoon, a music vid I animated for...

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 14:49:02 -0400

To celebrate this summer afternoon, a music vid I animated for Mr. Christian Reilly.

Pitch Of The Week: Space Opera

Thu, 03 May 2012 21:13:02 -0400

Pitch Of The Week: Space Opera:

One of my jobs is pitching shows. Most of them don’t get picked up. Soon you will understand why.

It’s Thursday.
It’s TheDrCaptain.com.
It’s Pitch Of The duck-fucking Week.

This week’s pitch:

Space Opera

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The Fades 'Ragnarock' album promo

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:12:00 -0400

The Fades 'Ragnarock' album promo:

The Fades hired me to create a promo for their new album. With explosions, monsters, explosions & explosions: the things that make me happy.

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Celebrity News - April 28th

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 20:54:57 -0400

Celebrity News - April 28th:

This week in Celebrity news: Pete Burns’s face is a breach of the peace, celebrities squabble on Twitter, and David Hasselhoff honors contract while shitting on reality TV.

Pitch Of The Week: I'd Really Like To Cook...

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 09:02:44 -0400

Pitch Of The Week: I'd Really Like To Cook...:

One of my jobs is pitching shows. Most of them don’t get picked up. Soon you will understand why.

It’s Thursday.
It’s TheDrCaptain.com.
It’s Pitch Of The ball-tickling Week.

This week’s pitch:

“I’d Really Like To Cook…”

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Bad Interview Questions.

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:43:12 -0400

Sometimes, you have to be interviewed. Sometimes those interviews are bad.

These are of those and them:

Like this? I live at TheDrCaptain.com.

Hazzah!

Jenna Belhocine - Sans Toi (My Heart Will Go On) OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400

Jenna Belhocine - Sans Toi (My Heart Will Go On) OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO:

Sometimes you take a job for the artistic merit. Sometimes you take a job as an investment in the future.
And then sometimes you take a job for the paycheck. This – and I’ve stated this as much to the artist – is one of those jobs.

…Video after the jump…

Celebrity News - April 21st

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 01:52:00 -0400

Celebrity News - April 21st:

This week: ‘Celebrities’ to run marathon, and Allure convinces five celebrities to become less clothed and more naked for your eyes.

For Sale: a myriad things that don't exist

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 22:49:06 -0400

A little while back I decided to sell my superfluous fictional belongings.

This is that story of then:

Pitch Of The Week: Bacon and the Jew

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 05:00:00 -0400

Pitch Of The Week: Bacon and the Jew:

One of my jobs is pitching shows. Most of them don’t get picked up.
Soon you will understand why.

This week, I attempt to pitch a show entitled ‘Bacon And The Jew’.

It’s MOVIE MONDAY - and this week, it’s a Rick...

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 01:04:40 -0400

It’s MOVIE MONDAY - and this week, it’s a Rick Santorum memorial special.

(kinda).

One-liners

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:07:32 -0400

Celebrity News - George Lucas moron edition

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 12:10:32 -0400

Celebrity News - George Lucas moron edition:

Having now proclaimed Empire the worst of the Trilogy, Ewok-fondler George Lucas has lost what little respect anyone had left for him…

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Grandma and the Computer

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 21:54:45 -0400

Pitch Of The Week: Flagpole Sitta

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 01:16:00 -0400

Pitch Of The Week: Flagpole Sitta:

One of my jobs is pitching shows. Most of them don’t get picked up. Soon you will understand why.

This week’s pitch: Flagpole Sitta

Outline:

The former members of Harvey Danger compete to see who can sit at the top of a slippery flagpole for the longest. While naked.
The winner gets… I dunno… to take the flagpole home.
Or a car.
Or something…

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Deconstructing Disney: Song Of The South

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400

Deconstructing Disney: Song Of The South:

Welcome to part ten of a never-ending project that rapes my ears and eyes with Disney cuntbuggery. Here’s the sitch: our fond memories of Disney movies are lies, I am here to bring forth the truth.

This month… It’s every racist’s favourite: Song Of The Cockspluttering South.

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Movie Monday comedy trailer double bill!

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400

Movie Monday comedy trailer double bill!:

And now: two hilarious trailers for Impropriety’s improvised ‘soapathon’ entitled “Sodem Hall”.

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Celebrity News - Jessie J stabbing excitement. Ish.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400

Celebrity News - Jessie J stabbing excitement. Ish.:

A stabbing? Somewhere vaguely near Jessie J? Why yes. And it is just as exciting as my sardonic tone implies.

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Pitch Of The Week: Mime: The Musical

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400

Pitch Of The Week: Mime: The Musical:

One of my jobs is pitching shows. Most of them don’t get picked up. Soon you will understand why.

This week’s pitch:

Mime: The Musical

Outline:

A musical dramedy in the style of ‘Glee’ and ‘Smash’, with the major difference being that it is entirely silent…

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Movie Monday triple bill! Featuring Southern Comfort! And Me!

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400

Movie Monday triple bill! Featuring Southern Comfort! And Me!:

Not only in that there are THREE videos for your delectation, because they all were not only directed by, but also star ME.

And special guest star Southern Comfort. And special guest stars who were in the string quartet, drumming and beatboxing. Indeed.

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