April 2012
18 posts
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The Fades 'Ragnarock' album promo →
The Fades hired me to create a promo for their new album. With explosions, monsters, explosions & explosions: the things that make me happy. … READ MORE… 228 313
Apr 30th
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Celebrity News - April 28th →
This week in Celebrity news: Pete Burns’s face is a breach of the peace, celebrities squabble on Twitter, and David Hasselhoff honors contract while shitting on reality TV. … READ MORE … 43
Apr 28th
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Pitch Of The Week: I'd Really Like To Cook... →
One of my jobs is pitching shows.  Most of them don’t get picked up.  Soon you will understand why. It’s Thursday. It’s TheDrCaptain.com. It’s Pitch Of The ball-tickling Week. This week’s pitch: “I’d Really Like To Cook…” …READ MORE… 685
Apr 26th
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Bad Interview Questions.
Sometimes, you have to be interviewed.  Sometimes those interviews are bad. These are of those and them: Like this? I live at TheDrCaptain.com. Hazzah!
Apr 25th
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Jenna Belhocine - Sans Toi (My Heart Will Go On)... →
Sometimes you take a job for the artistic merit.  Sometimes you take a job as an investment in the future. And then sometimes you take a job for the paycheck.  This – and I’ve stated this as much to the artist – is one of those jobs. …Video after the jump…
Apr 23rd
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Celebrity News - April 21st →
This week: ‘Celebrities’ to run marathon, and Allure convinces five celebrities to become less clothed and more naked for your eyes. … READ MORE …
Apr 21st
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For Sale: a myriad things that don't exist
A little while back I decided to sell my superfluous fictional belongings.  This is that story of then:
Apr 20th
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Pitch Of The Week: Bacon and the Jew →
One of my jobs is pitching shows. Most of them don’t get picked up. Soon you will understand why. This week, I attempt to pitch a show entitled ‘Bacon And The Jew’. …READ MORE…
Apr 19th
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Apr 16th
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One-liners
Apr 15th
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Celebrity News - George Lucas moron edition →
Having now proclaimed Empire the worst of the Trilogy, Ewok-fondler George Lucas has lost what little respect anyone had left for him… …READ MORE… 2815
Apr 14th
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Grandma and the Computer
Apr 13th
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Pitch Of The Week: Flagpole Sitta →
One of my jobs is pitching shows.  Most of them don’t get picked up.  Soon you will understand why. This week’s pitch: Flagpole Sitta Outline: The former members of Harvey Danger compete to see who can sit at the top of a slippery flagpole for the longest.  While naked. The winner gets… I dunno… to take the flagpole home. Or a car. Or something… …READ MORE… 1959
Apr 12th
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Deconstructing Disney: Song Of The South →
Welcome to part ten of a never-ending project that rapes my ears and eyes with Disney cuntbuggery. Here’s the sitch: our fond memories of Disney movies are lies, I am here to bring forth the truth. This month… It’s every racist’s favourite: Song Of The Cockspluttering South. …READ MORE… 146
Apr 11th
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Movie Monday comedy trailer double bill! →
And now: two hilarious trailers for Impropriety’s improvised ‘soapathon’ entitled “Sodem Hall”. …READ MORE… 223
Apr 9th
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Celebrity News - Jessie J stabbing excitement.... →
A stabbing? Somewhere vaguely near Jessie J?  Why yes. And it is just as exciting as my sardonic tone implies. …READ MORE… 322
Apr 7th
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Pitch Of The Week: Mime: The Musical →
One of my jobs is pitching shows.  Most of them don’t get picked up.  Soon you will understand why. This week’s pitch: Mime: The Musical Outline: A musical dramedy in the style of ‘Glee’ and ‘Smash’, with the major difference being that it is entirely silent… …READ MORE… 283
Apr 5th
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Movie Monday triple bill! Featuring Southern... →
Not only in that there are THREE videos for your delectation, because they all were not only directed by, but also star ME.   And special guest star Southern Comfort. And special guest stars who were in the string quartet, drumming and beatboxing. Indeed. …READ MORE… 211
Apr 2nd