Doctor Captain's Log
One of my jobs is pitching shows. Most of them don’t get picked up. Soon you will understand why.
It’s Thursday.
It’s TheDrCaptain.com.
It’s Pitch Of The duck-fucking Week.
This week’s pitch:
Space Opera
The Fades hired me to create a promo for their new album. With explosions, monsters, explosions & explosions: the things that make me happy.
This week in Celebrity news: Pete Burns’s face is a breach of the peace, celebrities squabble on Twitter, and David Hasselhoff honors contract while shitting on reality TV.
One of my jobs is pitching shows. Most of them don’t get picked up. Soon you will understand why.
It’s Thursday.
It’s TheDrCaptain.com.
It’s Pitch Of The ball-tickling Week.
This week’s pitch:
“I’d Really Like To Cook…”
Sometimes, you have to be interviewed. Sometimes those interviews are bad.
These are of those and them:
Like this? I live at TheDrCaptain.com.
Hazzah!
Sometimes you take a job for the artistic merit. Sometimes you take a job as an investment in the future.
And then sometimes you take a job for the paycheck. This – and I’ve stated this as much to the artist – is one of those jobs.
This week: ‘Celebrities’ to run marathon, and Allure convinces five celebrities to become less clothed and more naked for your eyes.
A little while back I decided to sell my superfluous fictional belongings.
This is that story of then:
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One of my jobs is pitching shows. Most of them don’t get picked up.
Soon you will understand why.
This week, I attempt to pitch a show entitled ‘Bacon And The Jew’.
It’s MOVIE MONDAY - and this week, it’s a Rick Santorum memorial special.
(kinda).
(Source: thedrcaptain.com)
